Dumbledore, it turns out, is a gay. The author, J. K. Rowling, sent out a press release saying that the character, Dumbledore, in Harry Potter is homosexual. Some people lost their minds. ‘I can’t believe he’s gay.’ I’m like, ‘Really? You can’t believe he’s gay, but you can believe he’s a wizard? Gay people actually exist.’
---Comedian Ted Alexandro, via Libraryland.