A blogger writes a post about Milano cookies. The next day he receives from Pepperidge Farm the letter above in a case of the cookies. FedEx'd overnight.
For the record, I prefer Little Debbie cookies and treats. And Ruffles with ridges. And Diet Pepsi to make up for the previous two. Thanks in advance.
I thought the letter said "Hog Post".
ReplyDeleteMinnesotaStan, why limit yourself to snack treats? Don't you like Ferraris and Krugerrands?
I couldn't afford the taxes and insurance of a Ferrari - unless the trunk was filled with Krugerrands maybe.
DeleteIf you have been so foolish as to post your address online, I will send you rubbishy snack treats. Krugerrands in the trunk wreck suspensions I've found.
ReplyDeleteI myself have received doll house things from a reader: a tiny rat, a tiny bit of cheese, and a tiny guitar in a tiny case that opens and closes. (This was after posting pictures of my dollhouse & explaining my love of doll houses.) Lovely.
ReplyDeleteStan, please tell me you don't drink diet pop.
ReplyDeleteWhy?
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